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Goober — A cute name that refers to the small, delicious chocolate covered roasted peanuts, this is a great name for girls who are adorable, sweet, and short! Bubbles — Bubbles is an adorable nickname for that spunky and bubbly shorty in your life.

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Firecracker — A spicier nickname for short, crazy, and talkative women that pack a punch. Firecrackers are generally small, but offer a big show! Freezer — You might not have heard this one before, but this relates to the large freezers that you have to bend down to use.

Shrimp — We know that shrimp is one of the smaller seafood that people eat, and shrimp is an equally as well-known funny nickname for kids or for short girls. Generally, half pints are small but tasty!

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The aforementioned refers to a small squirt that comes out of a cheap squirt gun. While we may not have given you every single cun nickname for short girls that the world has to offer, we think we have a robust compilation that will guide you in the right direction.

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