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Cheeky tattoo. I sent a friend one of his photos. A new guy popped up. Rob sounded promising.
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He was willing to pay for a room? I Looking to fuck now or head a level head. What if he tied me to the bed, Christian Grey style, then ran away and left me there? I messaged my friend. This is actually happening. I legged it down the street with Google Maps as my aide, while the cab driver spammed me with calls to ask if I was there.
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I cringed. Fortunately, the journey was short, and Rob said he was waiting outside the hotel having a smoke. I jumped out, and there he was.Busco Amigas Con Derechos Sex
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The bed was covered in fancy cushions. We sat and talked for a while.
Got to know each other, had a few drinks. Much easier than waiting for someone to send a dodgy GIF on Tinder then unmatch you for no reason. Before too long, things escalated.
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Without turning this into erotica, we moved from kissing to pretty much everything else. It was going well, until….
I stared after him as he wandered into the bathroom and started shouting down the phone. What just happened? After a few minutes, he came back out.
What the shit was this? I sat motionless for a few seconds, then burst out laughing. I mean, how else was I meant fufk respond? This was some weird shit! This dude had issues. I mean, who forgets about a flight?
Or, if this was an excuse, it was the worst one ever. I waited another few minutes.
This is bullshit. I jumped out of bed and started throwing my clothes on. I was not hanging around.
Loooking this guy was not coming back. I looked at the posh bathroom and briefly considered trashing the joint in an act of rebellious defiance, then thought better of it. Which, you know, weird.
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