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Older women get divorced too. That's okay. It is healthy and normal for these ladies to seek out new love lives. Sounds like the future men for these ladies will have their hands full though.

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Or maybe Neptune. The world is full of lonely people looking for love. Why does dating have to be so hard? Well, the good news is that experts say that there is someone or more for each of us.

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Swinging. glad you enjoyed! Alecia Murphy--Wow I peeked at a few Craigslist ads while writing these articles and I was pretty amazed. Those ads are certainly And sometimes very, very weird. I'm not sure if they are all real, or if someone thought them up just to see if they got any responses.

A much too competitive sport with too many rules for my taste! Poor Willa. Honesty is a good thing though. Maybe she found someone with no relatives, kids, cats, or sporting interests! Glad you got a laugh from it! Thanks for reading and commenting! I noticed a big difference between the older ads and drams more recent ones as well.

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This is such a fun article! Your "Love and the Older Generation" section is the best.

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VirginiaLynne--Scary huh?